
Cousins Andrew Holm and Madeline Goodwill host a comedy podcast talking about what it was like to grow up in the Midwest with a Midwest sized family amongst other comedic topics. Family and friends will join these two to talk about all of their embarrassing, heart warming, and hilarious moments of growing up.
Episodes

Thursday Mar 12, 2020
Episode 23. - Pearl, I had blood in my mouth.
Thursday Mar 12, 2020
Thursday Mar 12, 2020
The Cousins are back with a fresh episode this week and they welcome a new guest and very dear friend, Stacy Krueger! The group discusses Stacy's magnetic aura that tends to draw all sorts of unique personalities. We find out Stacy's voice modulation parenting trick. Stacy tells the group a beautiful story about car troubles in Illinois and how she saved the day with only a butter knife in hand. Madeline has a laughing spell while trying to quote her son. Andrew and Harley tell the tail of two tails. This episode is full of hearty laughter and Stacy was a wonderful guest! Tune in to future episodes when Stacy returns with her daughter who is equally as lovely as she is. If you like this episode or any of our past episodes please let us know by rating our podcast, writing a review, subscribing, or if you really want to be our hero do all three!!! Please enjoy this episode of First Cousins.
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Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Episode 22. - Post Holiday Buzz Fest
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
Thursday Jan 23, 2020
The Cousins are back from the Holiday hiatus! This week the cousins get together and discuss everything from new shows like "Don't F**K with Cats" and "Cheer" to new Podcasts like "Revisionist History with Malcolm Gladwell" and "Catch and Kill with Ronan Farrow". In the pop culture world the cousins bring up the HOT GOS surrounding the Brad and Jennifer interaction at the SAG Awards. 2020 is here and the First Cousins are ready to bring you more laughs! Please let us know how we are doing by giving us a star rating and reviewing our show. Enjoy!!
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Thursday Dec 05, 2019
Episode 21. - The Snoss-Berries taste like.....Spudge???
Thursday Dec 05, 2019
Thursday Dec 05, 2019
Back from the thanksgiving holiday break, the cousins are joined once again by the endlessly hilarious Tim Wright! The Group calls back to the prior episode to celebrity crushes and Tim reveals his truly spectacular list of crushes. The topic changes focus when the brand new segment "Whats Jatchin Your Ditch" is introduced to the group. On par with the groups friendship dynamic, literal toilet humor is brought to the air waves on the wings of 2 separate unbelievably hilarious stories that Tim graciously shares with the world. This is another great episode that speaks volumes to what happens when you get Madeline, Andrew and Tim in the same room. Please enjoy! And don't forget to spread the love!! Share us with your friends and family (adults only please haha).
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Thursday Nov 21, 2019
Episode 20. - The Law Offices of Harington, Degraw & Pattinson
Thursday Nov 21, 2019
Thursday Nov 21, 2019
On this episode of First Cousins the group discusses their celebrity crushes from the past to the present. The conversation then moves into a New Segment that they are introducing called "Whats Jatchin Your Ditch This Week?". From that introduction comes new suggestions for shows, podcasts and video games. The cousins discuss the trending #fartgate incident that is blowing up on social media. This is a classic episode with the classic First Cousins crew. Please enjoy and let us know how we are doing by writing us a review or giving us a star rating.
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Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
Episode 19. - Jatchin Ditch
Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
Tuesday Nov 12, 2019
The Cousins are Back!! After a month on hiatus the cousins are back on the podcast airwaves with a special announcement!! The cousins also welcome back Madeline's brother Thor as a guest. They dive deep into Madeline's recent trip to the local roller rink gem...Skateland (referenced in episode 8). Both Andrew and Madeline talk about their separate uncomfortable experiences visiting the local mall they grew up going to and go elbow deep into modern day mall culture. Thor shares his experiences after a recent trip out to the Portland area and talks about the Russian cuisine he tried while there. There are lots of laughs and the Cousins are excited to be back sharing stories and funny moments. Thank you to all of the loyal listeners that have stuck with us though this little hiatus. There is much, much more to come and we cannot wait to share it with you!!! Please take a moment to Rate, Review, Download and Subscribe. Nothing tells us that we are on the right path like listeners doing one, or all of those 4 things!! SEE YA NEXT WEEK!!
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Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Episode 18. - Never trash a boys Mr. Misty Float
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
Thursday Oct 03, 2019
On this Episode the cousins make it round three and welcome back the ever popular guest, Tim Wright. Andrew and Tim dive deep into the middle school days and tell the tale of the trashed Mr. Misty Float and the wild revenge tactics that follow. Tim discusses his recent trip to Dallas, Texas for the Crossroads Music Festival where he has many moments of synchronicity that lead to a run in with a very well known celebrity. The group has a true moment of fright when a ghostly humming from a unknown female can be heard during the recording of this episode. The episode closes with Tim trying out some comedy material showing his new found interest in performing stand-up comedy. This Episode has it all! If you enjoy the Podcast, please let us know by subscribing, rating, downloading and reviewing!
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Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
Episode 17. - HAZAH!!!
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
Tuesday Sep 03, 2019
This Week on First Cousins the cousins welcome a very special guest, Madeline's sister Nadine! They just got back from their adventure to the Bristol Renaissance Faire. The gang describes the many hilarious experiences that they saw and shared together at the Ren Faire. The cousins also dive deep into the "FD" culture and explain the unbreakable dynamic between Nadine and Andrew known only as "DONTCHA". This episode was a blast and is full of unbelievably hilarious moments. Please let us know what you thought of this episode by leaving a review and if you haven't already rated and subscribed we would greatly appreciate that support! Please enjoy and of course...HAZAH!!!
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Thursday Aug 15, 2019
Episode 16. - The Captain to her Tennille
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
Thursday Aug 15, 2019
The cousins welcome Andrew's best friend and Madeline's dear friend Morgan. There is laughing to tears in this absolutely hilarious walk down memory lane. Morgan explains the birth of her and Andrew's unbelievable friendship with the bodily function that started it all. They relive moment after moment from their days of high school musical performance and theater. They tell the story of Andrew's coming out and all that came out with it! This episode is laugh after laugh and it really shines a light on Morgan and Andrew's undeniable dynamic. Please enjoy this very special episode of First Cousins. If you do enjoy this episode let us know by leaving a review mentioning it! As always, we would love your support through a download, rate and subscribe!
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Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Episode 15. - Momma Nay Nay
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
Wednesday Aug 07, 2019
The Cousins welcome back Madeline's hilarious brother Thor! They catch up and finally talk about Thor's sweet ass vintage van that sports a mystical free hand air brushed nautical themed mural. The conversation then moves to cover some laugh filled topics, such as reconnecting with mother nature (Momma Nay Nay), water lovers & The Sybaris, Strip Joints, terrible traveling experiences, call backs to the lessons of eating the blood salad and much, much more!! Please let us know how you are liking First Cousins by rating, reviewing and subscribing.
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Friday Aug 02, 2019
Episode 14. - Foedns, my dear.
Friday Aug 02, 2019
Friday Aug 02, 2019
The Cousins welcome back the highly requested guest Tim Wright to the Pod. This episode will not disappoint. The topics covered on this side achingly funny episode range from Tim's first music flex in the 4th grade to a series of hellishly demonic nightmares that Tim experienced at 21. Please enjoy and don't forget to check out Tim's Band "Blind Fiction" at www.blindfiction.com and support his band by picking up their new Album "OVERLOOK" see the link for details. As always we would love it if you would take a second to rate, review and subscribe First Cousins.
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